jokes

Jokes 

Whoever you were dating when covid happened that is now your wife. 

Cant take improve if you watch porn, during down time your subcansous will cross wires and play a combination of pornstarts and improve chapters in your mind. 

Dating asian women and watching 40 day fence … I could tell he was excited to show her the house but after dating asian women I knew she was about to say something critical and catch him off Gard. “You are messy” “House too big.” 

GPS in Chinse roommates car…bla bla bla (me) “what ijust say? “You go wrong way, bring shame to whole family![accent]””